… I’d give it to you!

If you’ve got nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

If you have nothing good to say perhaps you should be rebuking someone.

Do lines of Meth while reading the Bible.

If you pick up the signs you are getting drowsy, the best thing to do is stop driving. If you have to keep going, take the stimulant drug 1,3,7-trimethyl-1H-purine-2,6(3H,7H)-dione.

Spouting off before listening to the facts is both shameful and foolish.

Good advice or bad? You decide.

(The first three bits of advice have appeared previously on this blog. The fourth bit of advice is from the latest issue of Directions, the magazine of the New Zealand Automobile Association. The last bit of advice? God knows where I found that!)