“Williamson likes to talk about big gay rainbows, but it would help if he understood what the rainbow actually means. After Noahās flood, God painted a giant rainbow across the sky, which was a message that he would never again flood the world, unless we made him very angry. And we have.”
– Colin Craig, Leader of the Conservative Party of New Zealand
Related links:
Maurice Williamson looking pretty stupid after floods
Not sure if Colin’s Theology is all it could be, or he has been misquoted, but Genesis chapter 9 verses 9-17 from where this Biblical reference is taken omits the text [unless we made him very angry. And we have.]
We can make God as angry as we like, he isn’t going to destroy the earth by flood again.
Brendan, please follow the related links. š
You can’t make this stuff up.
The Dim-Post interviews Conservative Party leader Colin Craig
“The problem is, not everyone will understand what satire is, and secondly, people pick these things up and put them on another website.” – Colin Craig
‘No room for humour’ in politics – Craig
Hi Colin,
You were satirized in a satirical online newspaper. Perhaps you could put your vast wealth into areas that benefit the community instead of throwing it at lawyers. you are a politician so you may want to get used to satire / criticism (a form of free speech).
Regards,
Blake
I was going to call him braindead, but then I thought i don’t want a letter from a firm I would like to work for!